Prison Break (sort of)
Criminals are 1 for 2 or 3 buildings. They break into banks and steal money. They break into houses to steal electronic 4 or 5. After they get caught, they try to break out of prison.
But have you ever heard of a criminal trying to break into a prison? Police recently caught a man who was trying to climb over the prison's seven foot 6---from the outside. "The fence is meant to keep criminals in," said the 7, "not keep them out."
When asked what his reason was for trying to break back into prison, the former 8 said, "I just missed the place. It feels so much like home. Besides, free meals, free room, free TV, free Internet---what's not to like?"
But most of the 9 aren't buying his story. "Believe it or not, this is not the first case we have of people breaking into prison," said 10 Chief Mel Jabson. "They break in to help others escape, or they try to 11 in illegal 12 such as drugs or cell phones. In this case, we've searched the 13 but haven't found any illegal contraband. We can only 14 he had a plan for helping someone escape---but that will be hard for us to prove."
One correction officer had an entirely different take on the story, saying, "I think he just missed his boyfriend."
Thieves Break Into Prison
In another story, thieves successfully broke into a 15 prison and stole their big-screen TV. "It's a little 16," said the warden, "we still haven't caught them. If anyone has any 17 information about this case, please, let us know."
Snoopy Attempts a Break Out
In yet another story, a man dressed as Snoopy, the famous cartoon dog, tried to break his cousin out of prison . Snoopy *rushed into* the prison's 18 center with a gun and 19 to start killing people if his cousin wasn't 20. Some workers finally *jumped* Snoopy *from behind* and brought him down. It *turned out*, the gun was a toy.