Yeah…
Oh you thought…
You really thought…
Called ahead like a reservation,
Big bad talk, intimidation.
“Money ready when I arrive.”
You gave them time to strategize.
Major threat in broad daylight,
Five more minutes, real polite.
Door swings open — surprise inside…
Whole room ready for your pride.
Phone lines lit.
Red light blink.
You made the plan —
They made you sink.
You walked in bold,
All dramatic…
Didn’t know
It’d end so tragic.
World’s worst villains — that’s your name.
All that talk, no real game.
Thought you were slick, thought you were cold,
Story finished before it’s told.
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World’s worst villains — say it loud.
You played yourself in front of a crowd.
No mastermind, no grand design —
You did the cops’ job half the time.
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Worst!
Worst!
Worst villains!
Speeding fast in a stolen ride,
Bag in the back you couldn’t hide.
Label bold in black and white —
Says exactly what’s inside.
“What’s in there?” — “Just a bag.”
Officer staring like, “Don’t brag.”
Plain sight rule, open and shut —
You talk too much, that’s your bad luck.
No disguise.
No finesse.
Criminal genius?
Hard to guess.
Argue loud,
But facts don’t bend.
You lost the game
Before it began.
World’s worst villains — headline joke.
All that smoke, but you choke.
Thought you were sharp , thought you were prime —
Caught in less than record time.
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World’s worst villains — front page news.
Big bad energy, orange suits.
No big chase, no overtime —
You solved your own crime.
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Worst!
Worst!
Worst villains!
Red dye rain from head to toe.
Sirens screaming — nowhere to go.
Bag full of proof, printed clear…
You made it easy, crystal clear.
You wanted fear.
You made a scene.
But every move
Was self-defeat.
You really thought…
World’s worst villains — that’s your crown.
Built it up, burned it down.
All that hype, zero skill —
Signed and sealed against your will.
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World’s worst villains — one more time.
You handed them the case and the crime.
No mastermind, no grand design —
You caught yourself this time.
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Worst!
Worst!
Worst villains!
Worst… villains…