Woke up with a list longer than my coffee 1
Called the pharmacy for Gran, thought I had it done
Pushed my cart through the produce, fresh greens in my sight
Bump—crash—eggs on the floor, what a 2 fight
Clerk's voice on the speaker: "Clean up, 3 four"
Face red as the tomatoes, headin' out the door
Post office line's a dragon, packages 4
Finally 5—oh no, left one in the car, you know
Rushed back, keys locked tight, 6 in my chest
Called the locksmith, wallet's takin' the 7, no rest
Downtown 8, feelin' the weight of it all
But I'm pushin' through the 9, answerin' the call
One of those days, everything's 10
Eggs on the floor, keys in the car, heart's 11 12 on the sidewalk, coffee on my book
Laugh through the mess, yeah, I'm still standin' tall
One of 13, but I ain't gonna fall
Oh-oh-oh, one of those days (one of those days)
We'll dance in the rain, turn the 14
Bank 15 waitin', huntin' for a spot
Sidewalk crack got me—down on hands and knees, what a 16
Purse explodes like fireworks, jeans got a 17
bruised knee, 18 dreams, but I pick it up quick
Teller's smilin', hand in my bag for the 19
Gone—20—like a ghost in the wreck
Raced back out, 21 steps in the sun
Found it under a 22, yeah, I won that one
Pharmacy next, meds for Gran on 23
"Come back later," they say—errands never play 24
Dry cleaners 25, or so I believed
Oil change at the shop, surprises up their 26
Car's got 27, bill's climbin' high
Grab a latte nearby, just to breathe and sigh
Mechanic calls: "She's ready," 28 bound at last
Exhausted in the driveway, chaos in the 29 glass 30 in the back seat, bag for the thrift store glow
Wait—those are my work blouses, not the old 31, oh no
32 the wrong ones, cleaner's got my hand-me-downs
Laugh 'til I cry, then cry 'til I 33
Tomorrow's a 34, but today's my crown
Wearin' the scars like a badge in this town